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Xena
  • A Royal Couple of Thieves
    • big_mine.zip - Autolycus "Nothing is as big as mine."  (48k)
    • brkenhrt.zip - Autolycus "Now I know what you want, but I'm afraid a broken heart is all I can give you at the moment."  (98k)
    • not_good.zip - Autolycus "This is not good."  (23k)
    • talk_ear.zip - Autolycus "Talk is cheap. I have an expensive ear."  (65k)

  • The Quest
    • amazons.zip - Autolycus "Now is anyone else concerned that we're being pursued by a pack of crazed Amazons?"  (77k)
    • bsnsplsr.zip - Autolycus "Now don't worry, this is business, not pleasure."  (64k)
    • dagger.zip - Autolycus & Velasca "Oh, uh, that must be my toenail clipper or..." "The Dagger of Helios..." "the Dagger of Helios, one or the other."  (179k)
    • deadwomn.zip - Autolycus "What would a dead woman want with me?"  (47k)
    • defile.zip - Autolycus "Ahh, another day, another defilement."  (46k)
    • drink.zip - Autolycus "Choose the one drink you wouldn't give your worst enemy...and give me a double."  (88k)
    • foodgods.zip - Autolycus "Food of the gods, ok, might be some profit in that."  (72k)
    • full_day.zip - Autolycus "Well, that was a full day, huh?"  (53k)
    • goingmad.zip - Autolycus "I'm going mad you know... Loopy... Strange in the head..."  (81k)
    • grdyinsp.zip - Autolycus "It wasn't just greedy inspiration?"  (35k)
    • leering.zip - Autolycus "I'm not just leering at scantily clad women you know, I'm working."  (66k)
    • messing.zip - Autolycus "No messing with my limbs or bodily functions unless I say so, got it?"  (82k)
    • not_good.zip - Autolycus "Oh, this is not good."  (30k)
    • paidhour.zip - Autolycus "Hey, I paid for an hour."  (54k)
    • partystr.zip - Autolycus "Sounds like the party's already started."  (34k)
    • repartee.zip - Velasca & Autolycus "You're only alive because of the Ambrosia, you know that." "I was hoping it was my whitty repartee."  (164k)
    • wmntouch.zip - Autolycus "Well, nothing quite like a woman's touch."  (57k)

  • King of Assassins
    • backshow.zip - Autolycus "Ok, back to the show."  (58k)
    • botmline.zip - Cleopatra & Autolycus "Are you firm yet Autolycus?" "I don't know. I haven't seen your bottom line."  (114k)
    • ccassn.zip - Autolycus "You mean to tell me that this guy is not a cold, calculating assassin?"  (80k)
    • diedolyp.zip - Autolycus "I've died and gone to Olympus."  (43k)
    • distract.zip - Autolycus "Distracts me? Beautiful woman lying naked in a bathtub? He he he he... Where was I?"  (212k)
    • dumb_lks.zip - Autolycus "I'm not as dumb as he looks."  (29k)
    • figured.zip - Autolycus "I thought you had it all figured out."  (41k)
    • goodbye.zip - Autolycus "Goodbye..."  (16k)
    • hardbrgn.zip - Autolycus "I drive a hard bargain."  (37k)
    • howoften.zip - Autolycus "You see first I need to know when, where and how often."  (128k)
    • intrstng.zip - Autolycus "Well, this should be interesting."  (45k)
    • kingthvs.zip - Autolycus "Please, afterall you are dealing with the King of Thieves."  (84k)
    • lovework.zip - Autolycus "I do love my work."  (43k)
    • mstrmorn.zip - Autolycus "You, master moron, let's go."  (49k)
    • needhelp.zip - Autolycus "You need help."  (23k)
    • outblufd.zip - Autolycus "Oh I hate when I'm outbluffed."  (49k)
    • prsnspce.zip - Autolycus "There's a concept called personal space. Look into it."  (71k)
    • risktake.zip - Autolycus "That's a risk I'll happily take."  (40k)
    • r_word.zip - Gabrielle & Autolycus "It's a chance to do something really good... and get a big reward." "Oh, she had to say the R word."  (159k)
    • see_saw.zip - Autolycus "Did I just see what I thought I saw?"  (61k)
    • so_bad.zip - Autolycus "Well that wasn't so bad."  (34k)
    • teachdsp.zip - Joxer & Autolycus "There's a lot we can learn from each other, you know." "Sure... Hey, why don't you start by teaching me how to disappear without a trace."  (116k)
    • thankyou.zip - Autolycus "Thank you my good man, thank you very much."  (60k)
    • the_man.zip - Autolycus "You are the man!"  (44k)
    • thflover.zip - Autolycus "A good thief, like a good lover, takes his time."  (104k)
    • wrdlucky.zip - Autolycus "Oh there's a word for people like me... lucky."  (99k)
    • wtchxena.zip - Autolycus (Imitating Gabrielle) "I've been watching Xena. This is what Xena would do."  (62k)

  • Tsunami

  • Vanishing Act
    • challeng.zip - Autolycus "Good, I enjoy a challenge."  (50k)
    • doneauto.zip - Autolycus "It's got to be done the Autolycus way."  (46k)
    • impresve.zip - Autolycus "Well it is impressive, isn't it?"  (32k)
    • interest.zip - Autolycus "This should be interesting."  (27k)
    • public.zip - Autolycus "Well, you'll pardon me, my public awaits..."  (80k)
    • smile.zip - Autolycus "Come on... give me a smile... gimme some teeth... little smile..."  (96k)
    • theif.zip - Autolycus "Takes a theif to catch a theif..."  (31k)

  • A Tale of Two Muses
    • begpardn.zip - Autolycus "Beg your pardon?"  (18k)
    • humilhrs.zip - Autolycus & Xena "This plan of yours, does it involve humiliating that horse's ass?" "Yep." "Then I'm in."  (113k)
    • letsdnce.zip - Autolycus "Let's dance!"  (24k)
    • peaksvly.zip - Autolycus "Look at the firmness of those of those rounded peaks, the cleft in that valley..."  (111k)
    • ye_hear.zip - Autolycus "Well, I wouldn't believe everything ye hear."  (53k)

  • Key to the Kingdom
    • harder.zip - Autolycus "Oooh, that gets harder every year."  (45k)
    • mrstinky.zip - Autolycus "It's me, Mr. Stinky!"  (76k)
    • profits.zip - Autolycus "Don't you worry little buddy. You're dealing with a man of honor. However, honor requires a higher percentage of profit."  (145k)
    • slantrep.zip - Autolycus "This is gonna slant my reputation."  (58k)

  • It Takes One To Know One
    • cakeicrm.zip - Autolycus "Well call me sentimental, but I hear the words 'cake' and 'ice cream' and I'm there."  (114k)
    • nthnunsl.zip - Autolycus "Muzzles... leather bonds... manacles... nothing unusual here."  (133k)
    • tellsmth.zip - Autolycus "Tell me something I don't know."  (46k)
    • trjnglve.zip - Autolycus "You've got to admit, fits like a Trojan glove."  (62k)